have you ever wondered?
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by on May.06, 2012, under ramblings


This is not a turtle you human worm baby. This is a tortoise.

When you were a kid, were you ever shown movies about the green turtle? The epic journey they make from their shells to the sea.

The ones where you’d see the mother turtle lay 200 eggs, then the eggs would hatch, the turtles would have to survive being eaten by seagulls before they got to the water, then survive being eaten by larger sea creatures once they get to the water.

How many kids grew up to be conservationists after they saw that? I know I sure as hell wanted to save baby turtles when I was a kid.

With all these turtles that are now being helped along by humans, carried to the ocean or raised in an aquarium and then set free, that surely the turtle population is rising.

What happens when the turtle population exceeds the population of humans? What happens when turtles take over the world? Have you ever wondered if turtles made the video we watched as children in 80s?

I for one welcome our evil turtle overlords.

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