Archive for November, 2012

karate for cats lesson #1
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by on Nov.20, 2012, under ramblings


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advantages of owning a galaxy note
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by on Nov.16, 2012, under ramblings


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people that order lemon and herb chicken..
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by on Nov.13, 2012, under ramblings


The other day at Nandos this family took and least 3 whole weeks to order their food. They clearly had not been to Nandos before. After days of discussing if they should try mild or lemon and herb they finally ordered a salad to be shared between the mother, father and daughter while their 10yo son had a whole chicken to himself.

If I bought a whole chicken from Nandos I would take Takkun and I’d stuff the chicken on my fist and run around the store singing David Bowie’s song ‘Young Americans’. Why Young Americans? Because I can’t think of any songs about chickens. Meanwhile Takkun would be singing ‘mew mew mew mow mew!’ which roughly translates to “give me your fist chicken human!”

Takkun and I would both frown on the all the people eating lemon and herb Nandos. They should have just bought a Big Mac.

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this always happens to me..
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by on Nov.13, 2012, under ramblings


I’m starting to think there might be money in starting an elevator school.. or possibly “spatial awareness for plebs 101”

I will often be minding my own business in an elevator only for everyone that gets in on the next floor decides that I look like an awfully friendly chap and they need to rub themselves all over me. Then, when I need to get out of the elevator, I have to unwillingly molest everyone to get through the crowd in the corner and bust out of the elevator to run free with my fellow humans.. or wilderbeasts.

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by on Nov.06, 2012, under ramblings


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