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by on Dec.03, 2014, under ramblings

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One Direction will probably be the cause of the collapse of humanity as we know it. With their devout followers that mostly consist of tweens with comb overs, these kids have never experienced deep feelings of denial that a man with a few smile lines has when he gives his hair that carefully precise comb to the side to hide the shiny patch of skin aching to expose itself to the world.

I mean, I even work with a guy with a carefully crafted full head hair helmet. He might as well wear some fruit on his head and pretend he’s a cat. I suppose at least when it comes time for a real comb over these kids will be prepared, that is if they’re able to master the comb over sans hair.

For what its worth, the only person that ever looked good with a comb over was John-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg.

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Now there’s some style.


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